I'm a klutz, I'm goofy, I'm funny, I'm smart . I love proper grammar, but I use too many commas. I love Oxford Commas. I eat with my hands sometimes. I can't spell. I love baseball, swimming (although I can't swim), history, pajamas, and my cats.
There is a lot of depth to me, but my sense of humor often gets in the way.
I hate peanut butter with either chocolate or jelly. I hate pointy shoes. I'm not particularly fond of the human race in general.
I'm *very* liberal, sort of a socialist. I cry whenever an animal dies in a movie, even if it's a mouse.
My life has been like a rated R movie so far this includes: sex, greed, betrayal, theft and interviewing Elizabeth Berkley.
I can't live in a world without: Animals, Love, Laughter, Sleep, Whipped Cream, Coffee Ice Cream, Deodorant, Travel, Knowledge, History, The Smell of the Ocean.
Favorite Movies
In no particular order...) Elf, Up, Office Space, Lost in Translation, Garden State, When Harry Met Sally, Lord of the Rings, Dogma, The Sound of MusicFavorite Music:
Neil Young, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, CCR, Steve Miller Band, Bruce Springsteen, Louis Armstrong, They Might Be Giants, Nirvana, Phish, Radiohead, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Strokes, The Shins, The Dead, Guns N Roses, Zeppelin, Mozart, Simon and Garfunkle (and Simon sans Garfunkle)
Favorite TV Shows:
How I met Your Mother, The Big Bag Theory (especially Sheldon - I have a thing for men with Aspergers) Star Trek (all of 'em) , Boardwalk Empire, Two and a Half men, Entourage, The Life and Times of Tim, The West Wing, I'm pretty much over reality TV.
I am hysterical, weird, and tired.
I'm pretty great and I come with references.
I'm looking for someone who is smart and doesn't just think they are. Someone who wants to, and *can* make me laugh. Someone who doesn't have a boring profile. Someone who likes roller coasters and grape Bubblicious.
