Franklezankle, 27

The Space Pirate Sometimes I like to eat a lot of pizza, but mostly not big pizza. Small pizza is my specialty. I once tried a big pizza but it was just too big for me, so I decided to just stick with good old small pizza. Medium pizza is okay, but to me that's more of like a spaghetti and meatballs if you get what I'm sayin'. I mean, there's really nothing wrong with that, but I just don't feel comfortable calling it a medium sized pizza when it's really just another Italian dish in disguise. Sometimes I like to eat a lot of potato chips, but also not to mix them with the small pizza. This is a mistake that many beginners will make. I already know from experience that they do not go very well together and will just generally ruin your evening. I'd say that if you're really looking for a thrill, go for it, but otherwise just stray away from potato-pizza mingling. Now, allow me to talk on the subject of taking your girl to a good old Italian pizzeria. This one time, I went to a place called "Big Papa's Pizza House of Wonders," and I gotta say, it truly lived up to its name. It was truly big and wonderful, and that is only to say the least. I give that restaurant five whole stars outta five whole stars, and if you gonna bring your girl to a pizza place, this is the one. Big Papa's Pizza House of Wonders is truly the most magical thing that I have ever experience, and now I will go in depth about why it was such a grand old time. So me and my girl right, we sit down at this table. Big papa comes over to the table and he says to us, "you goils lookin' for a good old time? I got a big old pizza with ya names on it. Caman into the back, we'll have a goood old time (hehehehe if you know what I'm sayin')." I says to him, "Okay," and we go into the back and we see this big old pizza, right? It's just sittin' there and of course, this was what I alluded to before about my big pizza experience. Big Papa got a big pizza and it was truly too good of a time for me to handle. Thus ends my tale.